If it's Wednesday, that means we are pointing out bizarre weekend events, and this week we are all about opposing options. Onward!



Like to go fast? Bike the (Lake Shore) Drive in Chicago! More interested in going slow? The turtles are racing in Indianapolis!



It's National Vegetarian Week in the UK. If you are not a vegetarian, consider Brat Fest in Madison, Wisconsin.



The 13th International Clown Festival occurs this weekend in Svendborg, Denmark. If you don't like clowns, I suggest the National Countrysports Fair in Northern Ireland, which seems to feature absolutely everything except maybe clowns. (Seriously, there are knights, and guns, and farm animals, and lots more.)


And for everyone and everything else, we would be remiss if we did not mention that it is Towel Day. There are approximately 348,349,345 events worldwide observing this important happenstance! Go, and bring your towel!