Have you heard of Doggerland? It was once a settlement on the land between England and Europe, now far under the sea. But archaeologists are exploring the remnants. 

If you find that a vampire killing kit is suddenly necessary (hey, I can't judge, who knows what else can happen this year), this should cover everything you need. There’s even a handbook and other materials you can print out! 

And finally, Screenshots of Despair is here for your recommended daily allowance of absurdist gallows humor.