Clowns are terrorizing America. Apparently, anyway. It’s kind of weird, even with Halloween approaching.
Meanwhile, the first National Ghost Hunting Day is scheduled for this Saturday. What could possibly go wrong?
If you opt to stay inside and refrain from encountering ghosts and/or clowns, there’s a coloring book for goths which sounds perfect. (I know the joke is to color everything black, but consider the perkygoth, and maybe try for some polka dot patterns!)