Greetings! It is ocular migraine morning here, so this will be a little short. It’s also National Drink Wine Day. I am seriously considering opting out of the workday.

Anyway! DUNSONnDRAGGAN combines IKEA with Dungeons & Dragons, to hilarious effect. I can attest to the damage capabilities of an EXPEDIT insert drawer. You gotta watch out for them. They’re sneaky.

Another Twitter account to follow: Typewriter Revolution, run by a professor with an affinity for typewriters. Beautiful stuff.

What do crossword puzzles say about our use of language over the years? To the Times!