Okay, everyone, it's time to get serious. Sign up for World Jump Day and change the course of the planet tomorrow! Judging by the weather and the news, Earth needs a bit of a reset. (Make sure you allow for the time zones and daylight savings and all that, too.)

The Graveworm sends in another sign of the apocalypse: a two-faced kitten has been born. (The Graveworm thinks it should be named Janus. Hee.)

Meanwhile, in Arizona, the local "dog-cat-mouse" performance artist is in trouble with the law. Check out the photo accompanying the story. I'm amazed the cat remains so calm.

The National Association of Staredown Professionals is watching you. Relentlessly!

A final random link: Who knew Tic-Tacs had such a modern website? (Who knew Tic-Tacs were branching out into "Bold" flavors, either?)