Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day! In honor of the holiday (and in tribute to the recently deceased Uncle Owen), I direct you to Something Awful's collection of Star Wars valentines. Some are truly great.

If you like Star Wars, you'll also like the story of a stormtrooper in Tokyo. We've considered doing something like this as well. (Yes, Bunny has a stormtrooper outfit. Now we realize why stormtroopers didn't do so well in combat; their uniforms are awfully difficult to move around in.)

If you don't want to be a stormtrooper, how about a superhero? I took the quiz and was told, "You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility. You are Spiderman." I guess I can live with that.

If you'd rather just gross people out on Valentine's Day, you could send them something from I Heart Guts. I think they're cute, myself, but I'm told that I have a dark sense of humor.

And lastly, some breaking news: scientists are going to test for Joan of Arc's DNA, and due to recent events there's now a handy Visual Hunting Aid for vice presidents. Hee.

1 comment:

Dr. Matt the Commenter said...

Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy.

I am the Green Lantern. Mmmmmmmmmmm. What would my thepapist say (the whole self-lust thing and all)?!?!?!

Now, I just need to find my magical ring.